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Painty the Pirate: ARE YOU
READY, KIDS?

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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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OH...

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Painty: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Painty: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Painty: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Painty: READY?

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Painty: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS. ♪

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[LAUGHING]

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[♪...]

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Squidward: IT'S TOO QUIET.

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SOMETHING ISN'T
RIGHT AROUND HERE.

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COULD IT BE?

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SPONGEBOB IS GONE
FOR THE EVENING.

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HERE'S TO A DELIGHTFUL EVENING
ALONE WITH YOU,
PUBLIC TELEVISION.

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[INSTRUMENTS TUNING UP]

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[PIERCING LAUGHTER]

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[GROANING]

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Patrick: DO IT AGAIN,
DO IT AGAIN.

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Spongebob: O.K.

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[LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHING]

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WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET?

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I'M TRYING TO WATCH
PUBLIC TELEVISION.

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[LAUGHING] DO IT AGAIN,
DO IT AGAIN.

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IF THOSE TWO WANT TO RUIN
MY QUIET EVENING AT HOME,
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO BETTER THAN THAT.

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[♪...]

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[KNOCKING]

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[GROANING]

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WHAT?

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SQUIDWARD!

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[SIGHING]

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YOU'RE STILL THERE, AREN'T YOU?

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GOOD EVENING, SQUIDWARD.

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NOT SO FAST.

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YOU TWO LITTLE MONSTERS AREN'T
ABOUT TO RUIN MY EVENING.

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OH, WE'RE NOT HERE TO RUIN IT.

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WE'RE HERE TO ENHANCE IT.

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, PAT?

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YEAH, WE'RE HERE...

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CAN'T A HARD-WORKING SQUID GET
A LITTLE TV TIME ALONE?

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[SIGHING]

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SPONGEBOB?

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PATRICK?

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OH, WHAT'S THE POINT.

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[♪...]

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COULD YOU TURN IT UP?

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UH, SQUIDWARD?

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COULD YOU TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE?

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SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

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SQUIDWARD, HOW COME
HE'S SO EMOTIONAL?

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IS HE THE BAD GUY?

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[GROANING...]

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SQUIDWARD?

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SQUIDWARD?

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SQUIDWARD?

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SQUIDWARD?

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[SCREAMING]

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THAT'S IT.

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ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS WATCH SOME SMOOTH JAZZ
ON PUBLIC TELEVISION.

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BUT APPARENTLY,
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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ONCE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO LEAVE MY OWN HOME JUST
TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

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[GRUNTING] ENJOY MY TV.

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PFAH.

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OH, WAIT, I THINK
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

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THIS PART'S FUNNY.

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Squidward: I'M GONNA GO
SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY.

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SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY
FROM THOSE TWO.

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WATCHING PUBLIC TELEVISION
ON MY TV.

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PFAH.

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THEY WOULDN'T KNOW REAL CULTURE
EVEN IF IT HIT THEM LIKE
A TRUCK FULL OF CEMENT.

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[GROANING]

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UGH.

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[GURGLING]

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[SCREAMING...]

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[GURGLING]

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[SCREAMING]

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DAY FIVE, I THINK.

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I'VE BEEN WADDLING THESE FIELDS.

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I'M HUNGRY, TIRED, AND LOST.

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THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT
THIS IS, NO SPONGEBOB.

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JELLYFISH FIELDS.

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MM...

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[LAUGHING]

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WHAT IS THAT THING, PATRICK?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK.

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[GRUNTING]

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HI, STRANGER.

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I AM SPONGEBOB.

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[GROANING...]

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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MAYBE HE'S NOT A MONSTER.

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MAYBE HE'S
AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.

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[GRUNTING]

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WE SHOULD HELP HIM.

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[LAUGHING] YEAH, HELP HIM.

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GO AWAY.

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CAN'T YOU TELL NOBODY WANTS YOU?

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YOU'RE ENDANGERED.

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NOT LIKE THAT.

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WITH LOTS OF LOVE AND AFFECTION,
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM.

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[GROANING]

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SpongeBob: WELL, SMELLY,
HERE YOU ARE.

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YOUR NEW HOME.

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OH, SMELLY,
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

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WE'LL BE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.

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LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.

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HERE'S YOUR BED, SMELLY.

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[GROANING]

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HERE'S YOUR FOOD BOWL.

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AND SOME KIBBLE.

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YOU CAN LIVE HERE
FOREVER AND EVER.

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[SOBBING]

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OH, LOOK, PAT.

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HE'S CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

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WELL, SMELLY,
THERE'S ONE MORE FAMILY MEMBER
YOU HAVEN'T MET.

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SMELLY, MEET GARY.

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OH, LOOK AT THAT, SMELLY.

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GARY LIKES YOU.

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[MEOWING...]

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GARY, NO.

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[MEOWING]

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GARY.

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I DON'T THINK GARY LIKES SMELLY.

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YEAH, GARY'S NEVER ATTACKED
ANYONE LIKE THAT,
EXCEPT SQUIDWARD.

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I GUESS SMELLY CAN'T LIVE HERE.

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AH, HE CAN COME LIVE WITH ME.

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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, PATRICK.

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YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PET.

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[GROANING]

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ISN'T THAT CUTE?

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LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS
TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE.

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SpongeBob: BYE, SMELLY.

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HAVE FUN AT PATRICK'S.

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[GROANING]

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NO, NO, SMELLY.

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SQUIDWARD DOESN'T LIKE PETS.

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HEY, SMELLY, WANNA PLAY CATCH?

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[GROANING]

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DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL GET
THE HANG OF IT.

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[GROANING]

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ALMOST.

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AGAIN.

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[GROANING]

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SO CLOSE.

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YEAH, NOW YOU'RE... [GROANING].

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[SCREAMING]

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SMELLY!

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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

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HELLO, ANIMAL CONTROL.

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THERE'S A WILD ANIMAL
LOOSE IN MY HOUSE.

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[VOICE ON PHONE]

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SURE, I'LL HOLD.

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[♪...]

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[GROANING]

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SMELLY, COME BACK!

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SMELLY!

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Man: FREEZE.

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OH, WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION.

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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Man: YOU ARE SURROUNDED.

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THERE IS NO WAY OUT.

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SMELLY.

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SpongeBob: EXCUSE ME.

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PARDON ME.

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IF I CAN JUST SCOOCH
THROUGH THERE.

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EXCUSE ME.

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PARDON ME.

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EXCUSE ME.

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YOU LEAVE SMELLY ALONE.

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HE'S JUST A POOR, DUMB,
WILD ANIMAL.

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WILD ANIMALS DON'T
BELONG HERE, SON.

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THEY BELONG IN THE ZOO.

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GET HIM, BOYS.

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[GRUNTING]

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[GROWLING]

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[SCREAMING]

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SMELLY!

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MOMMY, WHAT IS THAT THING?

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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT'S HIDEOUS, ISN'T IT?

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[LAUGHTER]

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THIS ISN'T GOOD.

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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

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IT NEEDS MUSTARD.

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NO ONE SHOULD
BE TREATED LIKE THAT.

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NOT EVEN SOMEONE
AS UGLY AS SMELLY.

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SOMETHING NEEDS TO
BE DONE ABOUT THIS,
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT THAT THING IS.

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[WHISPERING]

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O.K., PATRICK.

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REMEMBER THE PLAN?

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UH, YEAH.

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THIS ONE, RIGHT?

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NO, NOT THAT.

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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PLAN
TO BREAK SMELLY OUT OF
THIS ANIMAL PRISON.

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MM, GOOD PLAN.

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO DOWN FIRST.

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KEEP A LOOKOUT AND FOLLOW ME.

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YOU'RE MY HERO.

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[MOANING]

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HEY, SPONGEBOB.

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HELP!

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[SCREAMING]

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SHH, WE'LL GET CAUGHT.

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[SCREAMING]

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WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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I'M SCREAMING TOO LOUD.

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[SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING]

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FEAR NO LONGER, DEAR SMELLY.

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WE ARE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

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UNDERSTAND?

225
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WE ARE TAKING YOU HOME.

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[GROANING]

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LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS.

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FLIP THE SWITCH, PATRICK.

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SMELLY, YOU'RE FREE.

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YOU'RE SURROUNDED.

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THERE'S NO USE TRYING TO RUN.

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RUN, PATRICK, RUN!

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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[ALL MUTTERING]

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FASTER, PATRICK.

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[ALL MUTTERING]

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I'LL LET SMELLY GO FIRST.

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[GRUNTING]

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DON'T WORRY, SMELLY.

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YOU'RE SAFE WITH US.

241
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THINK WE LOST 'EM.

242
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WELL, WE'RE ALL
ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY AGAIN.

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LET'S SEE WHERE
THIS DARK SEWER TUNNEL LEADS.

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TRA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.

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[GROANING]

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OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, SMELLY.

247
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SOON WE'LL BE HOME,
AND YOU CAN SLEEP IN
THAT COZY LITTLE PET CARRIER
YOU LOVE SO MUCH.

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[SOBBING]

249
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HEY, I SEE LIGHT.

250
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YOU'RE RIGHT, PATRICK,
THAT MUST BE THE WAY OUT.

251
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WHOA, WHERE ARE WE?

252
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LET'S GO ASK THOSE GUYS.

253
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:43,517
UM, EXCUSE US?

254
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:44,448
[GRUNTING]

255
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:47,137
HEY, THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU.

256
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:49,241
GO, BE WITH YOUR REAL FAMILY.

257
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,344
GO AHEAD, SMELLY.

258
00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:54,344
[SCREAMING]

259
00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:59,655
I KNOW YOU'VE COME
TO THINK OF US AS A FAMILY,
BUT IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

260
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:03,689
[GRUNTING...]

261
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,344
I'M GONNA MISS HIM, SPONGEBOB.

262
00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:11,551
ME TOO, BUDDY.

263
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,000
ME TOO.

264
00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:15,172
BUT HE'S WITH HIS OWN KIND NOW,
WHERE HE BELONGS.

265
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,655
AND ON THAT NOTE, LET US GO BACK
TO WHERE WE BELONG.

266
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:23,620
[GRUNTING...]

267
00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:29,241
[♪...]

268
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,965
AH, SALUTATIONS, MY CHILDREN.

269
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:35,448
ARE YOU READY FOR
YOUR DAILY DOSE OF SMOOTH JAZZ?

270
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:38,620
[GRUNTING AND APPLAUSE]

271
00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:43,620
[♪...]

272
00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:48,310
[CRACKING]

273
00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:49,310
[LAUGHING]

274
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,689
UM, HI.

275
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,586
[♪...]

276
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:10,827
COME ON, "STOVEY,"
POP THAT CORN.

277
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,827
GET READY, GARY.

278
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:14,931
[PANTING]

279
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,965
INCOMING!

280
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:22,655
[MEOWING]

281
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:29,103
POPCORN IS SERVED.

282
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:30,655
[♪...]

283
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:34,206
THAT BRO IS TROUBLE
AT ANY CAR WASH.

284
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:38,103
Man: WE WILL RETURN
TO BIKINI BOTTOM CAR WASH
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.

285
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,758
ARE YOU BORING?

286
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,103
YES, YES I AM.

287
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:48,068
Man: WHEN FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU,
DO THEY USE WORDS
LIKE "DULL," OR "DRAB?"

288
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:53,655
HA, HA, HA,
DON'T FORGET "PLATITUDINOUS."

289
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,896
YES, THAT TOO, CHARLIE.

290
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:03,068
BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THAT YOU COULD CHANGE ALL THAT,
WITH THE MAGIC OF... MAGIC.

291
00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,827
[LAUGHING]

292
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,793
I LOOK LIKE
SOME KIND OF MAGICIAN.

293
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,931
NOW PEOPLE WON'T IGNORE ME.

294
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,724
LET'S HOPE NOT, CHARLIE.

295
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:19,896
WITH MY MR. MAGIC
MAGICAL MAGIC KIT,

296
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,482
EVEN YOU CAN IMPRESS
AND AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS.

297
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,931
I WANT TO IMPRESS
AND AMAZE MY FRIENDS.

298
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:31,034
Mr. Magic: JUST SEND $19.95
TO ME, MR. MAGIC.

299
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:36,586
[PANTING]

300
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:42,137
[GRUNTING...]

301
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:48,724
Man: FOUR TO SIX WEEKS LATER.

302
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:52,620
ONE MAGIC KIT, AND ANOTHER ONE
OF THESE YELLOW THINGS.

303
00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:01,827
HERE IT IS.

304
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:06,482
MR. MAGIC'S MAGICAL MAGIC KIT.

305
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:07,482
[GASPING]

306
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,275
LOOK AT ALL THIS.

307
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:13,068
A BOOK OF SPELLS,
MY VERY OWN WAND OF WHIMSY...

308
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:15,310
THE BEARD OF RASPUTIN.

309
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:19,206
AND OF COURSE,
THE ALL-IMPORTANT LICENSE
TO PRACTICE MAGIC.

310
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
[SIGHING]

311
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,586
SQUIDWARD.

312
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,517
HE'LL APPRECIATE
MY NEWLY-DELIVERED SKILL.

313
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:31,689
BRINE SODA,
LOW-FAT SEAWEED CRISPS,
COOL JAZZ...

314
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,931
MM-MM-MM, SQUIDWARD,
YOU HAVE DONE IT.

315
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,862
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY SPOILED
YOURSELF ROTTEN.

316
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:44,793
Spongebob: WELL, LET
THE ROTTING CONTINUE, FRIEND,
WHILE I IMPRESS AND AMAZE YOU
WITH... MAGIC.

317
00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:48,758
MAGIC?

318
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,344
CAN YOU MAKE YOURSELF
DISAPPEAR, SPONGEBOB?

319
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:52,586
[LAUGHING]

320
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,827
SILLY SQUIDWARD.

321
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,000
I WON'T LEARN VANISHING SPELLS
UNTIL I BECOME
A LEVEL 10 WIZARD.

322
00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,000
NO, I'D BETTER START
WITH SOMETHING SIMPLER.

323
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,896
SAY, CARD CONJURING.

324
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:04,413
HERE, HOLD
THIS SIMPLE PLAYING CARD,

325
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:08,206
WHILE I TRANSFORM IT INTO
A MAGIC PLAYING CARD
BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.

326
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:10,931
LET'S SEE.

327
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
[SIGHING]

328
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,068
STEP ONE.

329
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,379
[EXHALING]

330
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:17,034
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY END SOON.

331
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:21,103
WHICH BRINGS US TO...
STEP THREE.

332
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:22,344
JUGGLE SOMETHING.

333
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:27,827
WELL, IF YOU INSIST, MR. MAGIC.

334
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,931
I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
JUST TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE.

335
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,862
THEN, TAKE ONE CARD
AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR EAR.

336
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,137
[CRYING]

337
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:45,620
BUT I DON'T LIKE PISTACHIO.

338
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:49,862
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT?

339
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,034
[CRYING]

340
00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:52,724
[GROANING]

341
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:57,655
AND FINALLY, JUST SAY
THE WORDS "HOBRIS-POBRIS."

342
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,724
SQUIDWARD!

343
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,551
MY SIMPLE CARD TRICK
HAS TURNED YOU INTO
AN ICE CREAM CONE.

344
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,862
WHICH MEANS...

345
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,000
I AM A LEVEL 10 WIZARD!

346
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:11,000
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD CHANGE YOU
BACK TO SQUID FORM.

347
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:13,103
PRESTO!

348
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,137
UH, LET'S SEE.

349
00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:16,206
AH, A-HA.

350
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,206
A-LA-KAZAM!

351
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:21,137
[GASPING]

352
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,965
ABRACADABRA!

353
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,103
[GASPING]

354
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,206
OOGLY-DOOGLY.

355
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,344
HOBRA-COBRA.

356
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,413
[GASPING]

357
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,310
OPEN SESAME?

358
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:33,517
UH, CHANGE-OH BACK-OH
TO SQUIDWARD-OH, PLEASE-OH.

359
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:37,034
OH, I AM SO SORRY, SQUIDWARD.

360
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:42,620
I'VE TRANSFORMED YOU INTO
A DELICIOUS DAIRY DESSERT,
AND I CAN'T CHANGE YOU BACK.

361
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:45,827
THERE, THERE, SQUIDWARD.

362
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,931
THERE IS NO NEED TO CRY.

363
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,689
I PROMISE YOU WILL CONTINUE
YOUR NORMAL LIFE,

364
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,137
DESPITE THE FACT
THAT YOU ARE NOW EDIBLE.

365
00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:58,689
[♪...]

366
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:17,103
[SCREAMING]

367
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,724
[SCREAMING]

368
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:21,068
SQUIDWARD, SPEAK TO ME.

369
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:24,413
SPEAK...

370
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:27,034
[GRUNTING]

371
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:33,413
[PANTING]

372
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:34,551
HEY, SQUID.

373
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,793
ARE YOU O.K.?

374
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,241
HEY, SQUID.

375
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,448
ARE YOU STILL O.K.?

376
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,517
[SCREAMING]

377
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,379
[LAUGHING]

378
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:44,620
HEY, SQUIDWARD.

379
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,517
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

380
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,586
SOMEONE TO KEEP YOU COMPANY
IN THAT DRAB OLD FREEZER.

381
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:53,586
OH, AREN'T THEY CUTE?

382
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:57,620
I PROMISE TO STAND BY
AS AN ETERNAL GUARD
OVER MY BUDDY.

383
00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:58,724
HEY, SPONGEBOB.

384
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,379
WHAT YOU DOING?

385
00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:02,424
I HAVE TURNED POOR SQUIDWARD
INTO A FROZEN DESSERT.

386
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,275
THAT'S AWFUL.

387
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,206
HOW TRAGIC.

388
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,413
POOR SQUIDWARD.

389
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,965
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

390
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,275
DID YOU SAY FROZEN DESSERT?

391
00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:14,793
YEAH, I TURNED HIM INTO
A TASTY SOFT SERVE
WITH A WAFFLE CONE.

392
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,137
[SOBBING]

393
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,620
OOH, SOFT SERVE.

394
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:19,896
PATRICK!

395
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,241
STOP EATING SQUIDWARD!

396
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,620
OH.

397
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:24,448
SORRY.

398
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,137
PATRICK!

399
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:27,965
[SCREAMING]

400
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,137
BUT HE'S SO TASTY.

401
00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,034
[SCREAMING]

402
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:34,551
LOOK, PATRICK,
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

403
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,827
THIS ISN'T JUST
YOUR ORDINARY ICE CREAM CONE.

404
00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:38,241
IT'S PISTACHIO.

405
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,586
NO, IT'S SQUIDWARD.

406
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:44,482
AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
I PROMISED HIM THAT
I WOULD WATCH OVER HIM,

407
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:49,034
TO ENSURE HIS SOFT FROZEN LIFE
IS UNCHANGED.

408
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,103
[SCREAMING]

409
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:52,965
PATRICK!

410
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:54,275
SQUIDWARD HAS MELTED!

411
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,896
QUICK, CALL THE POLICE.

412
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,586
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

413
00:18:57,655 --> 00:19:00,241
OH, NEPTUNE,
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

414
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,379
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

415
00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:03,655
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

416
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:05,551
[SCREAMING]
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

417
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,241
[SCREAMING]
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

418
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:10,275
[SCREAMING]
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

419
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:13,206
CURSE YOU,
MR. MAGIC MAGICAL MAGIC KIT.

420
00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:14,206
CURSE YOU!

421
00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:15,206
HEY!

422
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:16,931
THAT'S IT.

423
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,286
THERE'S THE ANSWER
TO OUR PROBLEMS.

424
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,517
"WARNING.

425
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,448
FROM AGES NINE TO 99."

426
00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:22,931
NO, PATRICK.

427
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,551
THE ONE MYSTIC BEING
THAT CAN HELP US.

428
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,137
MR. MAGIC.

429
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:30,689
JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN TILE ROAD
TO THE MOST MYSTERIOUS MYSTIC
OF 'EM ALL.

430
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,965
NO ONE'S EVER SEEN HIM
IN PERSON.

431
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,241
Mr. Magic: ENTER.

432
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:39,551
[STAMMERING]

433
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:44,551
WHO DARES TO SEE MR. MAGIC?

434
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:45,862
[SCREAMING]

435
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,758
SPEAK UP.

436
00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:52,241
IT IS I,
SPONGEBOB OF THE SQUAREPANTS,
MAGICIAN LEVEL ONE.

437
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:55,655
AND I HAVE CHANGED MY FRIEND
INTO ICE CREAM.

438
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,482
GOOD JOB.

439
00:19:57,551 --> 00:20:00,344
WELL, THANK YOU, BUT...
WELL, I CAN'T CHANGE HIM BACK.

440
00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:04,275
HMM, UM, WELL, HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT OF A DIFFERENT HOBBY?

441
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,827
I NEED YOUR HELP
TO CHANGE HIM BACK.

442
00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,034
MY HELP?

443
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,000
UH, NO THANK YOU.

444
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,241
BUT IF YOU DON'T,
MY FRIEND WILL BE
A CONE FOREVER.

445
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:15,413
SORRY, I, UM, I'M,
OUT TO LUNCH, THAT'S IT.

446
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,724
I'LL WAIT.

447
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:17,862
I'M ON A TWO-YEAR LUNCH.

448
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:19,034
OH, PLEASE.

449
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:21,137
Mr. Magic: SILENCE.

450
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:24,275
BUT SIR, NO ONE ELSE
HAS YOUR POWER OF SORCERY.

451
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,551
THANK YOU.

452
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:30,103
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
THERE'S A GUY OVER HERE
TALKING INTO A TUBEY THING.

453
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,275
UM, IGNORE YOUR FRIEND.

454
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:35,206
THE FISH YOU SEE
IS ONLY AN ILLUSION.

455
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,172
HUH?

456
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,379
WHY'S HE SAYING
THE SAME THING
MR. MAGIC'S SAYING?

457
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,758
I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.

458
00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,896
WHO ARE YOU, GOOD SIR?

459
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:46,827
WELL, UH, UH,
I'M HORACE B. MAGIC.

460
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,275
ARE YOU MR. MAGIC?

461
00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:50,551
[LAUGHING]

462
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,620
TECHNICALLY, YES.

463
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:56,068
BUT THE ONLY MAGIC AROUND HERE
IS THE MAGIC OF BUSINESS.

464
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:58,896
DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN'T
CHANGE MY FRIEND BACK?

465
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:01,931
OH, I'M AFRAID NOT.

466
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,448
SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, LADDIE.

467
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,517
YOUR REFUND CHECK
IS IN THE MAIL.

468
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:06,965
I DON'T NEED A REFUND.

469
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,517
I WANT MY FRIEND BACK.

470
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:10,172
THIS ISN'T ABOUT MONEY.

471
00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:11,896
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FAKE.

472
00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:14,413
JUST A LYING,
CORPORATE BUSINESSMAN,

473
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:18,344
TAINTING THE PURITY OF MAGIC
WITH YOUR CORRUPT,
COMMERCIAL WAYS.

474
00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:21,896
YOU HAVE RUINED MY FAITH
IN THE MAGICAL ARTS.

475
00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:26,000
[SOBBING]

476
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,586
SECURITY.

477
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,310
[SOBBING]

478
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:33,172
WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT SQUIDWARD?

479
00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:35,655
WE COULD ALWAYS EAT HIM.

480
00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:37,448
I'M KIND OF HUNGRY.

481
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:39,034
MR. MAGIC WAS A FAKE.

482
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:41,275
AND ALL OF HIS MAGIC STUFF
IS FAKE.

483
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,241
ALL THOSE MAGIC WORDS,
THEY WERE FAKE.

484
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,620
YACKY, SCHMACKY, BAPPY, DAPPY

485
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:51,172
DOPPY, BOPPY, BLABBY,
FLABBY... [INDISTINCT]...

486
00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:54,206
...ZAPPIGA ZOWIE,
BLIPPY BIPPY, BLAMMICA...

487
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:55,586
EEW.

488
00:21:55,655 --> 00:21:56,793
[GLASS BREAKING]

489
00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:58,206
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SPONGEBOB?

490
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,620
SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE BACK.

491
00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:02,862
THE MAGIC WORDS WORKED.

492
00:22:02,931 --> 00:22:05,413
I REALLY AM MAGIC AFTER ALL.

493
00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:08,379
CAN I TURN YOU
INTO SOMETHING ELSE NOW?

494
00:22:08,448 --> 00:22:11,000
HEY, STOP.

495
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,689
GET ME OUT OF HERE.

496
00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:14,862
[GRUMBLING]

497
00:22:14,931 --> 00:22:16,034
HEY, SPONGEBOB?

498
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,931
I'M STILL HUNGRY.

499
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,896
WILL YOU TURN ME INTO
A JAR OF MAYONNAISE
SO I CAN EAT MYSELF?

500
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,000
[LAUGHING]
SURE, BUDDY.

501
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:27,586
PATRICK-AH, MAYONNAISE-ICA.